neoyolkio:

when you’re watching bandersnatch with your friend and they pick “kill dad” the first time it pops up

adjectivebear:

prguitarman:

thenatsdorf:

Accidentally tasting peppermint. (via ponzuthecat)

S p I c Y

Also note that catnip is a mint, so he may have just gotten extremely stoned

datoneshortgirl:

plutoniarch:

crazyclowntime:

lntelligent:

“Not All Men” you’re right. Kevin Spacey would never do this

As it turns out, Kevin Spacey would in fact do this

This fuckin aged like milk

fozmeadows:

BIG MOOD

avvocarlo:

maplebungus:

avvocarlo:

being poisoned during dinner seems like it could be fun

okay :)

fieldbears:

yodelmachine:

My laundry basket is self-loading.

My day has not been great, and this actually really helped

the-pasemi:

psilocyboi:

Stoners be like: I function better when I’m high! *sits in silence with mouth open*

lunamoonlc123:

You have to buy a serparate thingy to pour it with. That’s so unnecessary.

everythingcanadian:

vondell-txt:

daveocean:

the prophecy has read true

gothcostco:

2018